Schnuffel's Weihnachtslied (Christmas Carol)

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The Lobo ParaMilitary Christmas Special Movie

In 2002 a low budget short film based on the legendary Lobo christmas comic, "The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special," materialized. The action and effects are severely limited by it being a low budget film but its still pretty good.

It stars Andrew Bryniarski (the new 'Leatherface') as Lobo and he plays the part pretty well - probably better than anyone will in the Lobo feature film that is supposedly in the works that is supposedly trying to hit a wimpy non-main-manish PG-13 rating (PG-13 Lobo?? What a buncha pansy bastitches!)

Here's the film, enjoy:

Santa Claus Is On The Dole

If you like this, go buy some Spitting Image dvds- still available at Amazon.

Azathoth's Christmas PseudopodCast

--> Azathoth's Christmas PseudopodCast

Both parts now online! Merry Christmas one and all!

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

This is one of the all time awesome best totally bad B-movie sci-fi Christmas movies ever! And it has arguably the best secular Christmas children's song of all time - Milton Delugg's "Hooray For Santa Claus"!

Directed by
Nicholas Webster

Writing credits
Paul L. Jacobson story
Glenville Mareth writer


Cast

John Call ... Santa Claus
Leonard Hicks ... Kimar
Vincent Beck ... Voldar
Bill McCutcheon ... Dropo
Victor Stiles ... Billy
Donna Conforti ... Betty
Chris Month ... Bomar
Pia Zadora ... Girmar
Leila Martin ... Momar
Charles Renn ... Hargo
James Cahill ... Rigna
Ned Wertimer ... Andy Henderson
Doris Rich ... Mrs. Claus
Carl Don ... Chochem / Von Green
Ivor Bodin ... Winky
Al Nesor ... Stobo
Josip Elic ... Shim (as Joe Elic)
Jim Bishop ... Lomas
Lin Thurmond ... Children TV Announcer
Don Blair ... TV News Announcer
Tony Ross ... Santa's Helper
Scott Aronesty ... Santa's Helper
Ronnie Rotholz ... Santa's Helper
Glenn Schaffer ... Santa's Helper
Gene Lindsey ... Polar Bear (uncredited)

Original Music by ... Milton Delugg



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This movie was so groovy it also spawned a story album + comic.