"Paperworky"
- a Halloween poem by Tenzhi (made when he was slacking instead of doing paperwork. ;)
'Twas midnight and the zombie horde
Did shuffle and amble in the park
Bloodthirsty was the vampire lord
And the werewolf bit his bark
Beware the candy corn, my son
Unholy orange, the sugary cone
Beware the dried up PB Bun
And the candy-filled cell phone
He took his pillowcase in hand
And donned his fearsome rubber mask
He joined a roving monstrous band
And set about his task
And as the neighbourhood he toured
He came upon a worthy place
Evil dripped from every board
With gravestones set apace
He knocked upon the heavy door
And presented his impromptu sack
Filled it they with sweets galore
And home he brought it back
Thus he filled the pillowcase
But the part that's really scary
Is how he stuffed his fat 'lil face
With candy until february
'Twas midnight and the zombie horde
Did shuffle and amble in the park
Bloodthirsty was the vampire lord
And the werewolf bit his bark
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1 comment:
A parody, obviously. And a couple of those verses are pretty weak. As weak as the worst of Etrigan's dialogue.
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